1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,140 1x24 - Attack of the Beetle 2 00:00:02,163 --> 00:00:04,364 My name is Spider-man and you're probably wondering 3 00:00:04,398 --> 00:00:06,399 why we're at this snooty McSnooty restaurant 4 00:00:06,434 --> 00:00:08,468 where I couldn't even afford the breadsticks. 5 00:00:08,502 --> 00:00:11,671 Have I taken a job as a busboy? Nope. 6 00:00:11,756 --> 00:00:15,525 Well, wait for it, because I'm about to show up. 7 00:00:15,559 --> 00:00:17,594 - And... - Ugh! 8 00:00:17,628 --> 00:00:18,661 Here I am. 9 00:00:18,696 --> 00:00:19,896 Everybody stay calm! 10 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:23,867 Just your friendly, neighborhood Spider-man doing a... kitchen inspection. 11 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:25,602 Heh. Looks good. Very clean. 12 00:00:25,636 --> 00:00:28,671 [screaming] 13 00:00:28,706 --> 00:00:32,742 Oof. Must've finally got a look at the prices. 14 00:00:32,777 --> 00:00:36,780 Where is she? Ah-ha! There she is. 15 00:00:36,814 --> 00:00:39,616 So, to the questions you're all asking yourselves... 16 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:41,918 what's my aunt May doing here? Why is she all dressed up? 17 00:00:41,952 --> 00:00:45,555 Who is she waiting for? Hah! It's a funny story. 18 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,891 [together] Ahh! 19 00:00:51,929 --> 00:00:56,833 Well, it was a funny story. Until the Beetle crashed the party. 20 00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:58,935 Waiter! I think I know what I want for my entre... 21 00:00:59,712 --> 00:01:01,504 Duck! 22 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:02,672 Hey, what're you doing? 23 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:04,774 Huh? [beeping] 24 00:01:04,809 --> 00:01:08,812 Leave my aunt Ma... that woman that I can't possibly know out of this! 25 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:15,018 Noooo! 26 00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:18,736 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 27 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,456 Noooo! 28 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:36,561 Okay, this... does not look good. But, then again, 29 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:39,397 the entire day has been a complete nightmare since... 30 00:01:40,666 --> 00:01:43,634 This afternoon at school. [bell rings] 31 00:01:43,669 --> 00:01:45,603 Hmm. 32 00:01:45,637 --> 00:01:48,739 Parker, the school day ended an hour ago. 33 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,575 What're you still doing out here? 34 00:01:50,609 --> 00:01:54,445 Me? Agent Coulson, what are you doing in there? 35 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,547 I have to maintain my cover... 36 00:01:56,582 --> 00:01:59,617 And part of my job as acting principal is to engage in 37 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:02,453 parent-teacher conferences. 38 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,524 [Peter] And that sweet lady is my aunt May. 39 00:02:06,592 --> 00:02:08,459 I can tell her everything. Except of course, 40 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:10,561 that I'm your friendly, neighborhood Spider-man. 41 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:13,564 Oh, this is horrible! This is the ultimate Spidey nightmare! 42 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:16,501 Worlds are colliding! 43 00:02:16,535 --> 00:02:18,669 Must... stop... this! 44 00:02:18,704 --> 00:02:21,706 Ahh! 45 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:24,509 Wait a minute. What am I worried about? 46 00:02:24,543 --> 00:02:26,444 I get good grades. 47 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:29,447 And Coulson's whole gig is about keeping things on the down-low. 48 00:02:29,481 --> 00:02:32,517 He's not gonna blow my cover. Heh. This is no biggie. 49 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:35,353 Hello. I don't know if you remember me. 50 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:38,356 - I'm principal Coulson. - Yeah, and this is aunt May. 51 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:41,592 - My aunt May. - Please, call me May. 52 00:02:41,627 --> 00:02:45,463 Of course. May. After the Roman Earth goddess. 53 00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:49,600 Please, call me Phil. I think I was named after a gas station. 54 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,602 [laughing] 55 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:54,372 Phil? May? 56 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:57,608 What happened to principal Coulson and miss Parker? 57 00:02:57,643 --> 00:03:00,545 I don't know what I was thinking, being so optimistic. 58 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:02,647 Did I forget that I'm Peter Parker? 59 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:05,550 Of course this is bound to go from bad to worse. 60 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:07,318 [laughing] 61 00:03:07,352 --> 00:03:09,353 Is this part of your job description... 62 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,322 - Phil? - Peter. 63 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:12,623 Sorry. 64 00:03:12,658 --> 00:03:15,359 This is official school business, Parker. 65 00:03:15,394 --> 00:03:18,596 Your aunt May is in good hands. So, if you don't mind... 66 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:23,434 Yeah, sure. I got stuff to do. 67 00:03:23,468 --> 00:03:24,502 No problemo. 68 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,338 [laughter continues] 69 00:03:28,573 --> 00:03:30,641 What are they saying in there? 70 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:33,689 [laughter continues] 71 00:03:38,617 --> 00:03:40,518 [laughing] 72 00:03:40,552 --> 00:03:42,553 It's been a true delight, May. 73 00:03:42,588 --> 00:03:46,357 You too, principal Coul... I mean, Phil. 74 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:48,459 I haven't laughed like that in a while. 75 00:03:48,493 --> 00:03:51,662 Well, your nephew can spark some lively conversation. 76 00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:53,731 [laughing] 77 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:56,601 Lively conversation. What does that mean? 78 00:03:56,635 --> 00:04:00,571 [sighs] There she goes. Crisis averted. 79 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:04,375 You know, we could continue the conversation over dinner... 80 00:04:04,409 --> 00:04:05,543 If you'd like? 81 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:10,314 Why, I-I think that'd be great! 82 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:18,322 - Pick me up at 7:30? - All right, see you then. 83 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:32,536 Oh, man. Crisis has just become full-on natural disaster! 84 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:34,405 A date? 85 00:04:34,439 --> 00:04:37,475 What kid wants their aunt dating their principal, 86 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:39,543 especially when he's not even a real principal, 87 00:04:39,578 --> 00:04:42,546 but a super-SHIELD spy working undercover?! 88 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:45,549 I gotta stop this at all costs! 89 00:04:49,755 --> 00:04:54,558 [distant laughter] 90 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:56,727 What do they keep laughing about? 91 00:04:56,762 --> 00:04:59,497 He's not funny. I'm funny. 92 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:01,699 How could she like hanging out with him? 93 00:05:01,733 --> 00:05:05,436 He is so... completely and totally uncool. 94 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,471 It just doesn't make any sense. 95 00:05:09,374 --> 00:05:12,343 [warning buzzer sounding] 96 00:05:13,412 --> 00:05:17,581 Time to initiate... Operation: Disaster Date. 97 00:05:26,558 --> 00:05:28,659 Maybe I should sneak in the back door. 98 00:05:30,729 --> 00:05:33,664 Huh? Hmm. 99 00:05:41,506 --> 00:05:42,506 Huh? 100 00:05:50,482 --> 00:05:52,616 [laughing] 101 00:05:54,453 --> 00:05:55,619 Sir, you have a phone call. 102 00:05:58,523 --> 00:06:00,491 This is Coulson. 103 00:06:00,525 --> 00:06:03,394 [Spider-man] Yeah... uh... Coulson! This is Nick Fury. 104 00:06:03,428 --> 00:06:04,595 We got a big problem and you need to take care of it. 105 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:06,397 No one else! 106 00:06:06,431 --> 00:06:10,434 Director Fury? Your voice sounds strange. 107 00:06:10,469 --> 00:06:13,537 I have a cold... I mean... flu! 108 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,342 Like I said, you need to abort your 109 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:21,544 current assignment and report to Latveria, immediately. 110 00:06:21,805 --> 00:06:22,680 No, make that Antarctica. 111 00:06:22,714 --> 00:06:24,682 Like, right now... [phone clicks] 112 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:27,318 Coulson? [dial tone] 113 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:28,486 Phil? 114 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,522 [laughing] 115 00:06:32,657 --> 00:06:34,525 Ooh! Ah! 116 00:06:34,559 --> 00:06:37,595 Excuse me. I'll be right back. 117 00:06:39,564 --> 00:06:41,532 [splat] Huh? 118 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:45,436 - What are you doing? - Me? What are you doing? 119 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:47,538 I'm trying to have a nice evening out. 120 00:06:47,572 --> 00:06:49,640 Thanks to you, I haven't been able to spend 30 seconds 121 00:06:49,674 --> 00:06:51,709 - with your... - My aunt. 122 00:06:51,743 --> 00:06:55,413 What's your problem? She's a lovely, interesting woman. 123 00:06:55,447 --> 00:06:59,517 Ew! La, la, la, la, la! I can't hear you! 124 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:02,486 So, you are trying to sabotage our evening. 125 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:05,656 You bet your SHIELD badge I am. That is... 126 00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:09,493 If you really are Agent Coulson. 127 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:12,463 Who are you?! The jig is up, buddy! 128 00:07:12,497 --> 00:07:15,332 You can't fool me with a mask... 129 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:17,401 As soon as I... [grunting]... 130 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,603 This thing is on here pretty good. 131 00:07:19,638 --> 00:07:21,439 Ha-ha! [grunting] 132 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:28,412 Knock it off. I genuinely like your aunt. 133 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,581 And it seems she likes me, too. 134 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:33,317 - Ugh! - Come on, Parker. 135 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:36,420 - It's not that bad. - No. 136 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:39,323 Something's hitting my Spider-sense hard. 137 00:07:39,357 --> 00:07:40,658 Something up there! 138 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:48,632 In case you're wondering who the guy in the tricked out body armor 139 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:50,601 with full blown weapons system is... 140 00:07:50,635 --> 00:07:54,605 ...he's the Beetle... world's deadliest mercenary... 141 00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:56,607 and he's never been taken down. 142 00:07:57,192 --> 00:07:59,293 Well, except once... 143 00:07:59,328 --> 00:08:02,063 by this super cool arachnid-themed superhero. 144 00:08:02,097 --> 00:08:03,231 Me. 145 00:08:03,515 --> 00:08:05,649 He's also not very chatty, 146 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:08,552 but I'm pretty sure he isn't here for dinner... 147 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:13,390 Ah! Ah! Ah! Whoa! 148 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:14,525 Ugh! 149 00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:16,660 Yo, Beetle! 150 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:18,529 Come and get me! 151 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:25,336 This guy really holds a grudge, doesn't he? 152 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,571 At least now you know how we got here. 153 00:08:27,606 --> 00:08:29,406 Whoa! Ugh! 154 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:31,542 - Ugh! - Ah! 155 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:33,544 - Ah! - Oh! 156 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:41,519 [beeping] Hey, what're you doing? 157 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:48,326 Noooo! 158 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:52,396 Yeah, it's even worse than I remember. 159 00:08:55,739 --> 00:08:58,437 Anyone else wondering how I get out of this? 160 00:08:58,861 --> 00:09:00,583 Noooo! 161 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:05,632 Coulson? 162 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,398 We've got to clear these people out of here. 163 00:09:07,495 --> 00:09:09,226 No problemo. 164 00:09:09,557 --> 00:09:13,224 People! My health inspection has uncovered a severe bug problem. 165 00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:15,033 Lots of bugs. 166 00:09:15,147 --> 00:09:19,210 So, if you could all evacuate in a calm and orderly fashion... 167 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:24,472 I thought I said "calm and orderly." 168 00:09:24,506 --> 00:09:28,309 Now you get aunt May out of here. I'll handle tin can man. 169 00:09:28,343 --> 00:09:30,311 After all, I'm the one he's after. 170 00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:32,480 Wait, I have something to tell you! 171 00:09:32,514 --> 00:09:33,581 Yah! 172 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,550 Don't forget to tip your Spider. 173 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,322 Ah! 174 00:09:43,525 --> 00:09:45,560 Phil, Spider-man is here! 175 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:48,329 [grunting] 176 00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:50,565 And he's fighting a robot or something! 177 00:09:50,599 --> 00:09:52,333 Ugh! 178 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:57,505 Oh! Um... Why don't we get dessert to go? 179 00:09:58,539 --> 00:09:59,373 Huh? 180 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,578 [grunting] 181 00:10:03,612 --> 00:10:06,614 Ugh! Any requests? 182 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:10,551 Whoa! Whoa! 183 00:10:10,586 --> 00:10:13,354 I haven't heard that one. 184 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:14,455 Yah! 185 00:10:16,391 --> 00:10:19,327 Name that song, chucklehead! 186 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:20,461 Ah! 187 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:24,565 Ugh! 188 00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:31,372 Wait a minute! They're holding hands on a first date? 189 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:33,508 I don't think I like where this thing is heading. 190 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:37,411 [audience applauding] Hi ya, honey. I'm home. 191 00:10:37,446 --> 00:10:42,316 Wonderful. How was your day of super-spying? 192 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,318 - [audience] Aw! - Just great. 193 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,553 Now where's that boy of ours? 194 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:48,422 I need to have a talk with that rascal. 195 00:10:51,426 --> 00:10:54,462 I'm just hanging around. [laughter and applause] 196 00:10:55,664 --> 00:10:59,634 I mean, come on. Hasn't anyone heard of taking it slow? 197 00:10:59,668 --> 00:11:02,570 Ah, okay, where were we? Oh, yeah... 198 00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,438 Ahhh! 199 00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:14,448 - Phil, what are you doing? - I forgot my wallet. 200 00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:16,551 - Your wallet? - I'll meet you out back, May. 201 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:17,552 Phil! 202 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,358 It's been a long time. Last time I checked 203 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,594 you were locked up in a maximum security prison. 204 00:11:26,628 --> 00:11:29,430 I take it you didn't get released on good behavior. 205 00:11:29,464 --> 00:11:31,499 Sir, you didn't pay your bill! 206 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,002 Ooh! 207 00:11:34,336 --> 00:11:36,537 Uh! Remember me? 208 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,441 Oh! Ugh! 209 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:43,311 Ah! I didn't order spaghetti. 210 00:11:46,615 --> 00:11:49,417 Hey, I'm the superhero you want. 211 00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:54,655 He's after you? 212 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:57,291 The Beetle and I are old sparring partners. 213 00:11:57,326 --> 00:11:58,426 Huh? 214 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,361 I'm the only Agent who ever took him down. 215 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:03,297 And he's been trying to even the score ever since. 216 00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:05,299 Yee-ah! 217 00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:08,236 You? You gotta be kidding me. 218 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:11,239 I told you there was a lot you didn't know about me. 219 00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:14,609 Ee-yah! 220 00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:17,378 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 221 00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:20,548 Maybe there is more to Phil than meets the eye. 222 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:22,483 You're pretty quick, Coulson. 223 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:26,454 I have black belts in jujitsu, karate and kung-fu. 224 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,322 Ugh! 225 00:12:28,357 --> 00:12:30,324 Nah! 226 00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:32,627 [grunting] 227 00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:39,300 Cooking school. One year. 228 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,569 I think that means your goose is cooked. 229 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:44,338 Heh! Get it? Cooked? 230 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:48,309 Ugh! 231 00:12:48,343 --> 00:12:50,645 [coughing] 232 00:12:54,449 --> 00:12:57,385 Hey! Where's aunt May? Huh? 233 00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:59,654 Ugh! Let me go! 234 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:03,882 Phil! 235 00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,999 Phil? 236 00:13:14,123 --> 00:13:15,891 [horn honking] 237 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,726 Hand on tight, Coulson. 238 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,095 We're gonna get my aunt May back safe and sound. 239 00:13:20,129 --> 00:13:22,998 I'll put all SHIELD Agents on high alert. 240 00:13:23,032 --> 00:13:26,001 No! You call in the calvary, and the Beetle will go nuts 241 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:27,836 and aunt May will get hurt! 242 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,839 Forget it! We go in... just us... and save her! 243 00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:33,942 If he touched a hair on her head... 244 00:13:33,977 --> 00:13:36,778 Fine. But I'm still tapping into SHIELD sats 245 00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,848 to track the Beetle's movements and triangulate his position. 246 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:42,117 Well, do it, Phil. 247 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,098 [gasps] 248 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,134 Huh? 249 00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:03,772 That looks complicated. You must be very smart. 250 00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:05,741 And strong. 251 00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:11,713 Your parents must be enormously proud... 252 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:14,883 [nervous laugh] 253 00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:20,055 Yah! 254 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:25,894 They're on the U.S.S. Excelsior! 255 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,963 The museum? Okay, hold on! 256 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,768 [beeping] 257 00:14:34,971 --> 00:14:36,972 [Spider-man] Ready for round two? 258 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,942 - Make sure she's safe. - Roger that. 259 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,083 Ugh! Umph! 260 00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:50,919 - May! - Phil! 261 00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:54,089 Not a big fan of taking nice ladies hostage, you know. 262 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:57,993 Ugh! 263 00:15:00,163 --> 00:15:02,798 You ran out before we could have dessert. 264 00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:04,132 The night's not over yet. 265 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,068 - Find somewhere to hide. - Me? 266 00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:09,071 What about you? And how did you find me? 267 00:15:09,105 --> 00:15:13,842 Um, I, uh, I hitched a ride with Spider-man. 268 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:14,843 Hmm. 269 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:17,846 Ugh! 270 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:24,019 [groaning] 271 00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:25,887 Yah! 272 00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:31,960 You and I have some unfinished business, Beetle. 273 00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:40,068 Coulson! Be careful! 274 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,037 I've got this. 275 00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:54,983 [grunting] 276 00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,022 Huh? 277 00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:04,092 [grunting] 278 00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,861 Whoa! 279 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,829 [grunting] I need to get out! 280 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,967 Fencing champ. SHIELD Agent training, year one. 281 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:15,904 I-I can't believe I'm admitting this. But... 282 00:16:15,938 --> 00:16:20,709 Agent Phil Coulson is... kind of... cool? 283 00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,778 What's next? 284 00:16:22,812 --> 00:16:24,946 Cats marrying dogs? 285 00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:27,082 - I do. - Meow, too. 286 00:16:28,951 --> 00:16:32,020 [grunting] 287 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,892 [grunting] 288 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,960 Omph! 289 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,063 [grunting] 290 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,806 Yah! 291 00:16:56,078 --> 00:17:00,015 Hey, stink-bug. You forget about little ol' me? 292 00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:08,723 Hang in there! 293 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,058 [grunting] 294 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,964 - Spidey on deck. - Batter up, Beetle! 295 00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,833 Sa-wing batter! 296 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,000 Ugh! 297 00:17:20,903 --> 00:17:21,937 Nice hit. 298 00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,040 Little league. One year. Bench warmer. 299 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,947 You missed, Beetle-breath! 300 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,015 He never misses. 301 00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,085 - Wahh! - Wahh! 302 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,787 Ugh! 303 00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,891 I win, Coulson! [beeping] 304 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,030 - Huh? - Huh? 305 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,069 [Aunt May] Ha, ha. 306 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,877 Shall we? 307 00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:03,044 - Yah! - Yah! 308 00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:05,881 [bell dings] [Spider-Man] K.O. 309 00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:14,923 I'm calling the helicarrier now. If it's okay with you? 310 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:18,760 Hold on. I wanna say I'm sorry. 311 00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:24,833 And kinda grateful. I guess I might've misjudged you, Phil. 312 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:27,035 Despite the fact that you tried to ruin my evening, 313 00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,970 I might've misjudged you too, Parker. 314 00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:32,007 I'm impressed. But you ever call me Phil again... 315 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,809 you'll be in detention for the rest of your life. 316 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:38,847 Right. Agent Coulson. Gotcha. 317 00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:40,749 Hey. 318 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,817 Can I get a hand up here? 319 00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:45,987 I don't know what happened. 320 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:48,089 I was just finding a place to hide and must've accidentally 321 00:18:48,124 --> 00:18:50,091 - hit a button. - That was lucky. 322 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:53,929 Yes... lucky. 323 00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:56,097 Ah-huh. Pretty cool, huh? 324 00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:59,768 May, you are truly an amazing woman. 325 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:03,972 You're not so bad yourself... for a school principal. 326 00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,774 As for you. 327 00:19:05,808 --> 00:19:07,876 Does your family know you run around dressed like that? 328 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,779 Um... Heh. 329 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:17,419 Wow. It's the SHIELD helicarrier. Wonder how that got here. 330 00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:20,289 Oh... well, that's my cue. 331 00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:25,307 So, how 'bout we get you home? 332 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:33,783 It's 9:30. They should be back here by now. 333 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:38,153 I'm gonna have a word with her about going out on a school night. 334 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,255 Can you ground your own aunt? 335 00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:49,565 So, May, how would you feel about another shot at dinner? 336 00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:52,334 Uh, dinner where we actually get to eat 337 00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,436 and don't have to battle an armored mercenary. 338 00:19:54,471 --> 00:20:01,477 Heh, that would be nice. But I have to be honest, Phil, I... 339 00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:05,481 I think Peter probably feels a little bit awkward about all this. 340 00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:09,585 You being the principal and all. And Peter means the world to me. 341 00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:12,287 I would do anything for him. 342 00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,456 Oh, man. 343 00:20:14,491 --> 00:20:18,360 So, unfortunately, I have to decline. 344 00:20:18,394 --> 00:20:21,563 Even though, all things considered, I had a lovely time. 345 00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:23,565 Well... 346 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,468 It's probably for the best they don't hang out again. 347 00:20:28,438 --> 00:20:30,339 Don't look at me like that. 348 00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:34,309 Well, I can't say I'm not disappointed, but I understand. 349 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,412 Peter's a great kid. Goodnight, May. 350 00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:41,517 - Goodnight. - Wait a second. 351 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:45,354 Obviously, I've been a little weirded out about you 352 00:20:45,388 --> 00:20:47,422 going on a date with principal Coulson. 353 00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:50,459 But I know you're not just my aunt. 354 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:53,428 You have a life of your own. And while I would rather 355 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:56,365 you didn't date the principal of my high school... 356 00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,600 which could be the worst thing ever for me... 357 00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:03,272 if it makes you happy, then I'm happy. 'Kay? 358 00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:06,408 Mwah. 359 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:12,915 Whew! You know I actually thought she might... 360 00:21:13,249 --> 00:21:15,250 Phil! I changed my mind. 361 00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:17,452 I think I would like some dessert after all. 362 00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,454 I'm craving something sweet. 363 00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:22,457 I doubt we'll find anything as sweet as you, May. 364 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,593 [laughs] 365 00:21:24,627 --> 00:21:26,528 [tires squeal] [laughing] 366 00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:36,405 What? A lot can happen at dessert... 367 00:21:39,371 --> 00:21:42,542 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net